Tee Times Available, Beach Access too

Parlo

Inglese

Mi descriverei come

MUST LOVE DOGS - There I was,... in line at PetSmart with a 30 lb. bag of dog food over my shoulder, when this woman behind me in the check-out line asked, "Do you have a dog?" I thought, "Duh?" On impulse, I said, "No, I'm starting the 'Taste Of The Wild' diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms." I continued that it was essentially a great gluten and additive free diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with kibble and simply eat one or two every time you feel ******. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line with us was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I was crossing the street, when I stopped to chase my tail and a beer truck hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to choke from trying not to laugh as he headed out of the store. :-) If you've made it this far, thanks for taking a look at my profile. You know the dog story is a joke, right? (Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy) And that it’s a test of your sense of humor? Did you enjoy it? Then score yourself to find out how you rate on the "Humor Scale" (Be honest!): 90-100 = LMAO = "Forget coffee! Can't wait to meet! You're hysterical!" 80-89 = LOL = First date - "Comedy Club, here we come!" 70-79 = heehee = "Romantic comedies are my thing" 60-69 = :-) = "I'm a chick flick chick with a hint of humor" 59 or less = :-( = "Please don't contact me under any circumstance" So,... how'd you do? PS-Don't ya just hate tests? ;-) NO PHOTO, NO REPLY. Fair's fair. Cybil-types, Bipolar, Hyper-Active, ADHD, OCD, or any other disorder requiring any myriad of therapies, pharmaceuticals, psychic healers or "Woo-Woo" practitioners need not apply. (PLEASE! You know who you are!) To all the ladies viewing this, are you familiar with the biblical story of Ruth? Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR "Boaz", don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects you. I will. You should too, but if that's your type, please look elsewhere. It's not me. And please be ready to date and be open to a possible relationship, too. If you're just "testing the waters", go stick your toe in someone else's pond. I'm not the "Transition Person" you're hoping for, or at least I don't want to be him. (If this goes over your head, watch the movie, "When Harry Met Sally".) One more thing... Please ask yourself this, "Are you a 'Giver' or a 'Taker'?" I've found that "Takers" never tire of taking; however, "Givers" do get tired of being taken. I'm a "Giver". Let me know if you are, too. Personally, I no longer have the time, patience or interest to have "Takers" in my life anymore. Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss long and slowly, love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, never regret anything that made you laugh, volunteer for something but not for everything (if you do that, it means you need to "Get a Life!") :-) . Looking for your soul mate? Me too. Hoping to spend time getting to know "the one" who will become your best friend? Ditto. So, "friends first", OK? I'm looking for my "Last First Kiss" and my "One and Only Love", and I hope you are, too. I hunt a lot in the Fall and Winter. Not an NRA fanatic, simply one who prefers to eat fish, fowl and game brought to the table by my own hands. If that is a issue with you, don't bother, for both of our sake. It's part and parcel of who I am and how I was raised and my dog gets mad at me when we don't go. :-) ”

Segno zodiacale

Scorpione

La mia corporatura è

Tarchiato

La mia altezza è

5' 5 (1.65 m)

I miei occhi sono

Grigio

La mia etnia è

Caucasico

Il mio stato civile è

Divorziato

Ho Figli

Sì - Non a casa

Voglio figli

No

Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono

Sorriso

Body Art

Non ci penserei mai

I Miei capelli sono

Pelato

Ho una o più di queste

Cani

Volontà di trasferimento

No

Il mio livello di istruzione è

Laurea

La mia situazione lavorativa è

Tempo Pieno

La mia specializzazione è

Finanza/ Trading

La mia professione è

VP - Agency Development

Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno

da €100,000Euro a €150,000Euro

Vivo

Da solo, Con animali domestici

A casa

Tutto è calmo

Fumo

No

Bevo

Sì - Sociale

Tornando alle Superiori, Ero

Pinco Pallino

Il mio comportamento sociale è

Osservatore, Amichevole, Comico

I miei interessi e Hobby sono

Famiglia, Cene, Fotografia, Tenersi in forma, Letture, Musica, Fim, Ballo, Viaggi, Cucina, Giardinaggio, Caccia/ Pesca, Campeggio, Volontariato

Tempo speso bene secondo me:

Uscire con gli amici, Relax, Leggere un libro, Andare a un concerto

Un primo appuntamento ideale è

How's your golf game? Ever been flyfishing? Wine tasting?

Ho sempre voluto provare

Wind Surfing and SUPs

I miei amici mi descrivono come

Amichevole

La mia religione è

Cristiano

Partecipo alle Funzioni

Nelle Festività

I mie obiettivi nella vita sono

Play and teach my grandchildren. (None on the horizon, as of yet...)

Il mio umorismo è di tipo

Campeggio, Saggio, Amichevole, Farsesco, Volgare

In televisione guardo sempre

Notizie, Film drammatici, Fim, Repliche

Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere

Azione, Commedie, Romantici, Drammatici

Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre

Country, Rock, Classica, Blues

Quando leggo, leggo sempre

Classici, Misteri, Satira

La mia idea di divertimento è

Live Concerts, Winetasting, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Watching it snow and not having to run the snowblower or shovel...

Cosa trovi attraente?

Acume, Civetteria, Spontaneità, Abilità, Umorismo, Bellezza, Profondità, Intelligenza

Cosa cerchi?

It starts with a smile and expands from there with chemistry, compatibility and sense of humor...

Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?

Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati