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MUST LOVE DOGS - There I was,... in line at PetSmart with a 30 lb. bag of dog food over my shoulder, when this woman behind me in the check-out line asked, "Do you have a dog?" I thought, "Duh?" On impulse, I said, "No, I'm starting the 'Taste Of The Wild' diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms." I continued that it was essentially a great gluten and additive free diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with kibble and simply eat one or two every time you feel ******. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line with us was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I was crossing the street, when I stopped to chase my tail and a beer truck hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to choke from trying not to laugh as he headed out of the store. :-) If you've made it this far, thanks for taking a look at my profile. You know the dog story is a joke, right? (Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy) And that it’s a test of your sense of humor? Did you enjoy it? Then score yourself to find out how you rate on the "Humor Scale" (Be honest!): 90-100 = LMAO = "Forget coffee! Can't wait to meet! You're hysterical!" 80-89 = LOL = First date - "Comedy Club, here we come!" 70-79 = heehee = "Romantic comedies are my thing" 60-69 = :-) = "I'm a chick flick chick with a hint of humor" 59 or less = :-( = "Please don't contact me under any circumstance" So,... how'd you do? PS-Don't ya just hate tests? ;-) NO PHOTO, NO REPLY. Fair's fair. Cybil-types, Bipolar, Hyper-Active, ADHD, OCD, or any other disorder requiring any myriad of therapies, pharmaceuticals, psychic healers or "Woo-Woo" practitioners need not apply. (PLEASE! You know who you are!) To all the ladies viewing this, are you familiar with the biblical story of Ruth? Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR "Boaz", don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects you. I will. You should too, but if that's your type, please look elsewhere. It's not me. And please be ready to date and be open to a possible relationship, too. If you're just "testing the waters", go stick your toe in someone else's pond. I'm not the "Transition Person" you're hoping for, or at least I don't want to be him. (If this goes over your head, watch the movie, "When Harry Met Sally".) One more thing... Please ask yourself this, "Are you a 'Giver' or a 'Taker'?" I've found that "Takers" never tire of taking; however, "Givers" do get tired of being taken. I'm a "Giver". Let me know if you are, too. Personally, I no longer have the time, patience or interest to have "Takers" in my life anymore. Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss long and slowly, love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, never regret anything that made you laugh, volunteer for something but not for everything (if you do that, it means you need to "Get a Life!") :-) . Looking for your soul mate? Me too. Hoping to spend time getting to know "the one" who will become your best friend? Ditto. So, "friends first", OK? I'm looking for my "Last First Kiss" and my "One and Only Love", and I hope you are, too. I hunt a lot in the Fall and Winter. Not an NRA fanatic, simply one who prefers to eat fish, fowl and game brought to the table by my own hands. If that is a issue with you, don't bother, for both of our sake. It's part and parcel of who I am and how I was raised and my dog gets mad at me when we don't go. :-) ”

Underskriv

Scorpio

Min kropstype er

Tætbygget

Min højde er

165 cm

Mine øjne er

Grå

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Smil

Kropsudsmykning

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Skaldet

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Hund

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsgrad

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Finans / handel

Min jobtitel er

VP - Agency Development

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $100.000USD til $150.000USD

Jeg bor

Alene, Med kæledyr

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Gennemsnitlig

Min sociale opførsel er

Observerende, Venlig, Komisk

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Familie, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Motion, Læsning, Musik, Film, Dans, Rejser, Madlavning, Havearbejde, Fisk / jagt, Camping, Frivilligt

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Afslappende, Læse en bog, Tage til koncert

En ideel første date ville være

How's your golf game? Ever been flyfishing? Wine tasting?

Jeg har altid villet prøve

Wind Surfing and SUPs

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig

Min religion er

Kristen

Jeg deltager i tjenester

På ferier

Mit mål i livet er

Play and teach my grandchildren. (None on the horizon, as of yet...)

Min form for humor er

Banal, Snu, Venlig, Slapstick, Fræk

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Dramaer, Film, Genudsendelser

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Comedy, Romantik, Drama

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Land, Rock, Klassisk, Blues

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Klassisk, Mystik, Satire

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

Live Concerts, Winetasting, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Watching it snow and not having to run the snowblower or shovel...

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Morsom, Flirtende, Spontanitet, Dygtighed, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens

Hvad leder du efter?

It starts with a smile and expands from there with chemistry, compatibility and sense of humor...

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet