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MUST LOVE DOGS - There I was,... in line at PetSmart with a 30 lb. bag of dog food over my shoulder, when this woman behind me in the check-out line asked, "Do you have a dog?" I thought, "Duh?" On impulse, I said, "No, I'm starting the 'Taste Of The Wild' diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms." I continued that it was essentially a great gluten and additive free diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with kibble and simply eat one or two every time you feel ******. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line with us was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I was crossing the street, when I stopped to chase my tail and a beer truck hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to choke from trying not to laugh as he headed out of the store. :-) If you've made it this far, thanks for taking a look at my profile. You know the dog story is a joke, right? (Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy) And that it’s a test of your sense of humor? Did you enjoy it? Then score yourself to find out how you rate on the "Humor Scale" (Be honest!): 90-100 = LMAO = "Forget coffee! Can't wait to meet! You're hysterical!" 80-89 = LOL = First date - "Comedy Club, here we come!" 70-79 = heehee = "Romantic comedies are my thing" 60-69 = :-) = "I'm a chick flick chick with a hint of humor" 59 or less = :-( = "Please don't contact me under any circumstance" So,... how'd you do? PS-Don't ya just hate tests? ;-) NO PHOTO, NO REPLY. Fair's fair. Cybil-types, Bipolar, Hyper-Active, ADHD, OCD, or any other disorder requiring any myriad of therapies, pharmaceuticals, psychic healers or "Woo-Woo" practitioners need not apply. (PLEASE! You know who you are!) To all the ladies viewing this, are you familiar with the biblical story of Ruth? Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR "Boaz", don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects you. I will. You should too, but if that's your type, please look elsewhere. It's not me. And please be ready to date and be open to a possible relationship, too. If you're just "testing the waters", go stick your toe in someone else's pond. I'm not the "Transition Person" you're hoping for, or at least I don't want to be him. (If this goes over your head, watch the movie, "When Harry Met Sally".) One more thing... Please ask yourself this, "Are you a 'Giver' or a 'Taker'?" I've found that "Takers" never tire of taking; however, "Givers" do get tired of being taken. I'm a "Giver". Let me know if you are, too. Personally, I no longer have the time, patience or interest to have "Takers" in my life anymore. Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss long and slowly, love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, never regret anything that made you laugh, volunteer for something but not for everything (if you do that, it means you need to "Get a Life!") :-) . Looking for your soul mate? Me too. Hoping to spend time getting to know "the one" who will become your best friend? Ditto. So, "friends first", OK? I'm looking for my "Last First Kiss" and my "One and Only Love", and I hope you are, too. I hunt a lot in the Fall and Winter. Not an NRA fanatic, simply one who prefers to eat fish, fowl and game brought to the table by my own hands. If that is a issue with you, don't bother, for both of our sake. It's part and parcel of who I am and how I was raised and my dog gets mad at me when we don't go. :-) ”

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Štír

Má postava je

Podsaditá

Má výška je

1,65 m

Barva mých očí

Šedivá

Můj původ je

Běloch/běloška

Můj rodinný stav je

Rozveden/a

Mám děti

Ano - se mnou nežijí

Chci děti

Ne

Mou nejlepší částí je

Úsměv

Body Art

Ani mě to nenapadne

Barva mých vlasů

Holohlavý

Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených

Pes

Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat

Ne

Má úroveň vzdělání je

Vysokoškolské vzdělání

Můj současný stav zaměstnání je

Na plný úvazek

Mé zaměření je

Finance / Obchod

Název mého zaměstnání je

VP - Agency Development

To si vydělám za rok

$100,000USD až $150,000USD

Žiji

Sám/sama, S domácími mazlíčky

Doma

Vše je v klidu

Jsem kuřák

Ne

Piji

Ano - ve společnosti

Na střední škole jsem byl/a

Průměrný Pepa

Mé společenské chování je

Opatrné, Přátelská osoba, Komické

Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou

Rodina, Stravování, Fotografování, Cvičení, Rodina, Hudba, Filmy, Tanec, Cestování, Vaření, Zahrádkářství, Rybaření, Kempování, Dobrovolnictví

Má představa skvěle stráveného času je

Potloukat se s přáteli, Relax, Čtení knihy, Jít na koncert

Ideální první rande by bylo

How's your golf game? Ever been flyfishing? Wine tasting?

Vždy jsem chtěl/a vyzkoušet

Wind Surfing and SUPs

Moji přátelé mě popisují jako

Přátelská osoba

Mé náboženství je

Křesťan

Navštěvuji bohoslužby

O svátcích

Můj životní cíl je

Play and teach my grandchildren. (None on the horizon, as of yet...)

Můj smysl humoru je

Trampový, Chytrý, Přátelská osoba, Groteskní, Prostopášná osoba

V TV vždy sleduji

Zprávy, Drama, Filmy, Reprízy

Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji

Akční, Komedie, Romantika, Drama

Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám

Country, Rock, Klasické, Blues

Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu

Klasické, Mysteriózní, Satira

Má představa zábavy je

Live Concerts, Winetasting, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Watching it snow and not having to run the snowblower or shovel...

Co považuješ za atraktivní?

Důvtip, Koketnost, Spontánnost, Skvělé dovednosti, Humor, Dobrý vzhled, Ohleduplnost, Inteligenci

Co hledáš?

It starts with a smile and expands from there with chemistry, compatibility and sense of humor...

Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?

Přítel, Partner na randění, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á