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MUST LOVE DOGS - There I was,... in line at PetSmart with a 30 lb. bag of dog food over my shoulder, when this woman behind me in the check-out line asked, "Do you have a dog?" I thought, "Duh?" On impulse, I said, "No, I'm starting the 'Taste Of The Wild' diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms." I continued that it was essentially a great gluten and additive free diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with kibble and simply eat one or two every time you feel ******. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line with us was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I was crossing the street, when I stopped to chase my tail and a beer truck hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to choke from trying not to laugh as he headed out of the store. :-) If you've made it this far, thanks for taking a look at my profile. You know the dog story is a joke, right? (Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy) And that it’s a test of your sense of humor? Did you enjoy it? Then score yourself to find out how you rate on the "Humor Scale" (Be honest!): 90-100 = LMAO = "Forget coffee! Can't wait to meet! You're hysterical!" 80-89 = LOL = First date - "Comedy Club, here we come!" 70-79 = heehee = "Romantic comedies are my thing" 60-69 = :-) = "I'm a chick flick chick with a hint of humor" 59 or less = :-( = "Please don't contact me under any circumstance" So,... how'd you do? PS-Don't ya just hate tests? ;-) NO PHOTO, NO REPLY. Fair's fair. Cybil-types, Bipolar, Hyper-Active, ADHD, OCD, or any other disorder requiring any myriad of therapies, pharmaceuticals, psychic healers or "Woo-Woo" practitioners need not apply. (PLEASE! You know who you are!) To all the ladies viewing this, are you familiar with the biblical story of Ruth? Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR "Boaz", don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects you. I will. You should too, but if that's your type, please look elsewhere. It's not me. And please be ready to date and be open to a possible relationship, too. If you're just "testing the waters", go stick your toe in someone else's pond. I'm not the "Transition Person" you're hoping for, or at least I don't want to be him. (If this goes over your head, watch the movie, "When Harry Met Sally".) One more thing... Please ask yourself this, "Are you a 'Giver' or a 'Taker'?" I've found that "Takers" never tire of taking; however, "Givers" do get tired of being taken. I'm a "Giver". Let me know if you are, too. Personally, I no longer have the time, patience or interest to have "Takers" in my life anymore. Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss long and slowly, love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, never regret anything that made you laugh, volunteer for something but not for everything (if you do that, it means you need to "Get a Life!") :-) . Looking for your soul mate? Me too. Hoping to spend time getting to know "the one" who will become your best friend? Ditto. So, "friends first", OK? I'm looking for my "Last First Kiss" and my "One and Only Love", and I hope you are, too. I hunt a lot in the Fall and Winter. Not an NRA fanatic, simply one who prefers to eat fish, fowl and game brought to the table by my own hands. If that is a issue with you, don't bother, for both of our sake. It's part and parcel of who I am and how I was raised and my dog gets mad at me when we don't go. :-) ”

Zodie

Scorpion

Tipul corpului meu este

Îndesat

Înălțimea mea este

5' 5 (1.65 m)

Ochii mei sunt

Gri

Sunt de etnie

caucaziană

Starea mea civilă este

Divorțat(ă)

Am copii

Da - Nu acasă

Doresc copii

Nu

Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este

Zâmbet

Body Art

Nici nu m-aș gândi despre așa ceva

Părul meu este

Chel

Am mai multe de asta

Câine

Dispus să mă mut

Nu

Nivelul meu de educație este

Diplomă de Universitate

Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este

Cu normă întreagă

Specializarea mea este

Finanțe / Comerț

Denumirea postului meu de muncă este

VP - Agency Development

Salariul meu anual este

100,000$ - 150,000$

Eu trăiesc

Singur(ă), Cu un animal (animale) de companie

acasă

Liniște totală

Fumez

Nu

Beau

Da - sociabil

În liceu am fost

Normal

Comportamentul meu social este

Atent, Prietenos, De comedie

Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt

Familie, Mese, Fotografie, Exercitare, Citire, Muzică, Filme, Dans, Călătorii, Gătire, Grădinărit, Pescuit / Vânătoare, Camping, Voluntariatul

Distracția bună pentru mine este

Cu prietenii, Relaxare, Citind o carte, La un concert

O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi

How's your golf game? Ever been flyfishing? Wine tasting?

Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc

Wind Surfing and SUPs

Prietenii mei mă descriu ca

Prietenos

Religia mea este

Creștină

Particip la servicii

De sărbători

Scopul meu în viață este

Play and teach my grandchildren. (None on the horizon, as of yet...)

Genul meu de umor este

Inteligent, Deștept, Prietenos, Buf, Vulgar

La TV întotdeauna mă uit la

Știri, Drame, Filme, Reluari

Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea

Acțiune, Comedie , Romantism, Dramă

Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult

Stat, Rock , Clasică, Blues

Când citesc, eu citesc

Clasică, Mister, Satiră

Distracția pentru mine este

Live Concerts, Winetasting, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Watching it snow and not having to run the snowblower or shovel...

Ce vi se pare atractiv?

Rațiune, Flirt, Spontaneitate, Abilități excelente, Umor, Frumusețe, Grija, Inteligență

Ce căutați?

It starts with a smile and expands from there with chemistry, compatibility and sense of humor...

Ce fel de relație doriți?

Prieten, Partener de întâlniri, Intim, Dedicat(ă)