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Ich kann sprechen

Englisch

Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als

MUST LOVE DOGS - There I was,... in line at PetSmart with a 30 lb. bag of dog food over my shoulder, when this woman behind me in the check-out line asked, "Do you have a dog?" I thought, "Duh?" On impulse, I said, "No, I'm starting the 'Taste Of The Wild' diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms." I continued that it was essentially a great gluten and additive free diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with kibble and simply eat one or two every time you feel ******. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line with us was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I was crossing the street, when I stopped to chase my tail and a beer truck hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to choke from trying not to laugh as he headed out of the store. :-) If you've made it this far, thanks for taking a look at my profile. You know the dog story is a joke, right? (Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy) And that it’s a test of your sense of humor? Did you enjoy it? Then score yourself to find out how you rate on the "Humor Scale" (Be honest!): 90-100 = LMAO = "Forget coffee! Can't wait to meet! You're hysterical!" 80-89 = LOL = First date - "Comedy Club, here we come!" 70-79 = heehee = "Romantic comedies are my thing" 60-69 = :-) = "I'm a chick flick chick with a hint of humor" 59 or less = :-( = "Please don't contact me under any circumstance" So,... how'd you do? PS-Don't ya just hate tests? ;-) NO PHOTO, NO REPLY. Fair's fair. Cybil-types, Bipolar, Hyper-Active, ADHD, OCD, or any other disorder requiring any myriad of therapies, pharmaceuticals, psychic healers or "Woo-Woo" practitioners need not apply. (PLEASE! You know who you are!) To all the ladies viewing this, are you familiar with the biblical story of Ruth? Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR "Boaz", don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects you. I will. You should too, but if that's your type, please look elsewhere. It's not me. And please be ready to date and be open to a possible relationship, too. If you're just "testing the waters", go stick your toe in someone else's pond. I'm not the "Transition Person" you're hoping for, or at least I don't want to be him. (If this goes over your head, watch the movie, "When Harry Met Sally".) One more thing... Please ask yourself this, "Are you a 'Giver' or a 'Taker'?" I've found that "Takers" never tire of taking; however, "Givers" do get tired of being taken. I'm a "Giver". Let me know if you are, too. Personally, I no longer have the time, patience or interest to have "Takers" in my life anymore. Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss long and slowly, love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, never regret anything that made you laugh, volunteer for something but not for everything (if you do that, it means you need to "Get a Life!") :-) . Looking for your soul mate? Me too. Hoping to spend time getting to know "the one" who will become your best friend? Ditto. So, "friends first", OK? I'm looking for my "Last First Kiss" and my "One and Only Love", and I hope you are, too. I hunt a lot in the Fall and Winter. Not an NRA fanatic, simply one who prefers to eat fish, fowl and game brought to the table by my own hands. If that is a issue with you, don't bother, for both of our sake. It's part and parcel of who I am and how I was raised and my dog gets mad at me when we don't go. :-) ”

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Skorpion

Mein Körpertyp ist

Stämmig

Meine Größe ist

5' 5 (1.65 m)

Meine Augen sind

Grau

Meine Herkunft ist

Kaukasisch

Mein Familienstand ist

Geschieden

Ich habe Kinder

Ja - nicht zuhause

Ich möchte Kinder

Nein

Meine beste Eigenschaft ist

Lachen

Körperkunst

Würde nicht einmal daran denken

Mein Haar ist

Kahl

Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere

Hund

Bereit umzuziehen

Nein

Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist

Universitäts-Abschluss

Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist

Vollzeit

Meine Spezialität ist

Finanzen / Handel

Mein Job-Titel ist

VP - Agency Development

Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel

$100,000USD bis $159,000USD

Ich lebe

Alleine, Mit Haustier(en)

Zuhause

Alles ist ruhig

Ich bin Raucher

Nein

Ich trinke

Ja - Sozial

In der Hauptschule war ich

Normalo

Mein soziales Verhalten ist

Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian

Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind

Familie, Essen gehen, Fotografie, Trainieren, Lesen, Musik, Filme, Tanzen, Reisen, Kochen, Gartenarbeit, Fischen / Jagen, Camping, Ehrenamtliche Arbeit

Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Entspannen, Ein Buch lesen, In ein Konzert gehen

Ein ideales erstes Date wäre

How's your golf game? Ever been flyfishing? Wine tasting?

Ich wollte immer schon versuchen

Wind Surfing and SUPs

Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als

Freundlich

Meine Religion ist

Christ

Ich besuche Gottesdienste

In den Ferien

Mein Ziel im Leben ist

Play and teach my grandchildren. (None on the horizon, as of yet...)

Mein Art Humor ist

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Freundlich, Witzig, Scharf

Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an

Nachrichten, Dramen, Filme, Wiederholungen

Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer

Action, Comedy, Romanze, Drama

Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer

Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rock, Klassik, Blues

Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer

Klassik, Mystery, Satire

Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist

Live Concerts, Winetasting, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Watching it snow and not having to run the snowblower or shovel...

Was findest du attraktiv?

Esprit, Flirtwillig, Spontanität, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Humor, Gutes Aussehen, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz

Wonach suchst du?

It starts with a smile and expands from there with chemistry, compatibility and sense of humor...

Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?

Freund, Date, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes