Looking for my missing puzzle piece

First name

Derek

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I know there are not very many RIGHT leaning vegetarians out there, however that is what I'm looking for. Maybe someone transitioning into being vegan or vegetarian could be a good fit as well, or even a pescatarian. No cigarette smokers please. Fitness and health consciousness is a huge plus. Must love dogs (animals). I'm not a saint, nor plan on being one, but criminals, alcoholics, and druggies need not apply. Camping, hiking, shooting, and outdoor enthusiasts would be a good potential match. I'm not rich, and don't expect you to be, but not interested if you live under an overpass. Looking for sane and rational. Sense of humor would also be greatly appreciated. I'm just an average guy, mostly. No stranger to the occasional adult beverage, and a game of pool or darts. Off-roading in the desert and mountains is a favorite of mine. I'm 53, and still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up. I do NOT align in any way with leftist values, period. ZERO respect for sanctuary cities, BLM, LGBTQ, Antifa, or any of that goofy transgender movement stuff. Probably wont be a good fit for anybody that sympathizes with any of that circus nonsense. I'm not gonna be everyone's flavor for sure...but, I'm looking for what I'm looking for. I'm NOT looking for Miss Perfect, just Miss Perfect For Me. I'm just Derek.

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Other

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Transportation

My Job Title Is

Rodeo Clown

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Sports, Music, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Partying

An Ideal First Date Would Be

hiking a volcano

I've Always Wanted To Try

yoga

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

happiness

My Kind Of Humor Is

Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

lots of stuff

What Do You Find Attractive?

Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

hazards

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate